Send in your original, well-written, funny, and/or witty essay, article, poem or story: 150 to 700 words, PG-13 or below.  If the editor's funny bone is tickled, or if her ad hoc editorial board approves, you could be the Net's next Naked Humorist. No payment for now, of course, other than a link back to your site and all the glory of being able to add "Naked Humorist" to your resume.  Yes, yes -- authors deserve to earn money for their writing efforts, but rest assured that once we get corporate sponsorship from Nike, Microsoft or Enron, the sky's the limit.

Please put "NH Submission" in the subject line of an e-mail, paste in your submission directly (no attachments) and mail to NakedHumorists@yahoo.com.  If your piece is accepted, you will be asked to e-mail two photos of your face, to which an appropriate body will be attached.

So, come on!  What's to lose but your virtual clothes?
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Real humor.
Real faces.
Rented bodies.